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Robot Strippers Can Be Yours for $39,500 – Topless Robot – Nerd news, humor and self-loathing.#more

As a great man in an okay movie once asked, “WHHYYY…is AMERICA…so ROBO-PHOBIC???” Well, here’s your answer. Because robots have begun flaunting their sexuality and deviant lifestyle. At an electronics convention in Germany. I guess we have to leave it to the Japanese to add creepy, synthetic skin. Germany seems just fine with mechanical lust Continue Reading →

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has a Crush on Everything – Topless Robot – Nerd news, humor and self-loathing.

No, he hasn’t gone soft. He has acquired his own tank, and wants you to run over things with it. Giant easter eggs, weight benches, movies that dare to try and jerk tears from his bone-dry eye-ducts, enemies with lamenting women…Well, maybe not the last one. But you can win the chance to ride shotgun Continue Reading →

Dropped your toast? Five-second food rule exists, new research suggests — ScienceDaily

Food picked up just a few seconds after being dropped is less likely to contain bacteria than if it is left for longer periods of time, according to new research. The findings suggest there may be some scientific basis to the ’5 second rule’ — the urban myth about it being fine to eat food Continue Reading →

Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems

We asked a bunch of grown adults to label diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. This is fifth-grade science, so it should’ve been easy, right? View this image › Adam Ellis Here are the correctly labeled diagrams for reference. BOYS: 1. Some of the gentlemen were a little too liberal with euphemisms. View this Continue Reading →

Take a Dump in the Sarlacc’s Mouth, Like You’ve Always Wanted – Topless Robot – Nerd news, humor and self-loathing.

Get ready to, uhh, brew some brown Boba tea as you crap in Carkoon with the Toilet Sarlacc sticker sheet that turns your tidy bowl into Star Wars’ most famous vagina dentata! It’s enough to make Han Solo go blind again. Creator Robbie Rane has this to say:One day I was making poop jokes with Continue Reading →

Iron Sheik Documentary Is Finished, Has Poster/Premiere, Will Make You Humble – Topless Robot – Nerd news, humor and self-loathing.

Via our colleague Ali Lerman over at the OC Weekly – whom Sheik insists on referring to as “the Muhammed Ali daughter” – here’s a look at the poster for his crowd-funded documentary, which premieres at the Hot Docs festival in Toronto next month. Normally I avoid post-movie Q&A sessions at film festivals like the Continue Reading →

23 Cats Looking Adorable In Mariachi Hats


1. “I just want someone to love me.” View this image › Shutterstock 2. “Tonight is the night.” View this image › byrondanieluz.tumblr.com 3. “Ugh… I’m so fat, my hat don’t fit.” View this image › murphturd.tumblr.com 4. “The struggle is so real.” View this image › mylifeaskath16610.tumblr.com 5. “I see you, girl.” View this Continue Reading →

How Valve and Cryptozoic came together for a Portal board game | Polygon

The Portal board game that Cryptozoic Entertainment announced last week didn’t originate from within the company, a boutique publisher of tabletop games. The idea actually came from Valve. Back in 2012, the developers who made Portal and Portal 2 — as well as their predecessor, Narbacular Drop — decided to try putting together a board Continue Reading →

‘Holy grail of guitars’ among those in NY auction – Yahoo News

NEW YORK (AP) — The “holy grail of guitars” is among the hundreds of rare and vintage acoustic guitars going on the auction block in New York next month. California collector Hank Risan is offering some of his musical instruments for auction by Guernsey’s on April 2 and April 3. The 265 pieces from his Continue Reading →

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